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Life On One Leg

01-Jul-08

Next to the train station, or rather, running across and under it, is a large canal with surprising biodiversity; no matter that the murky water that runs sluggishly along its course toward the sea is briny and tainted with countless brands of consumer pollutants.

This is what the people jogging by crinkle their noses at - daily. But in these putrid conditions, a fragile cripple has made its home. No, it’s not one of those ‘resident invalids‘ a certain Wikitravel editor claims you will find in well nigh every hawker centre. (That was pretty funny, though. Yet, regrettably, somewhat true.) Instead, it’s a Common Greenshank, Tringa nebularia, one of the few species of wading birds that inhabit the (artifical) waterways of this island.

Our little Greenshank has had one of its feet horribly mangled - whether by birth or not, it’s hard to say for sure. It’s pointing, quite grotesquely, in the opposite direction one would assume a foot to point. Needless to say, this double-jointed ankle poses quite a problem for the little bird - it has to hobble. On its contorted ankle. The effort it makes to move looks excruciating - even more so when we consider how, as a wader, its natural function is to deftly stalk in shallow water. You wouldn’t think it could survive.

I noticed the Greenshank three weeks ago, and I saw it again today, occupying the same spot on the elevated ledge of the ditch proper, head cocked attentively and beak hovering above the slight groove that accommodates the mucky stream at its driest level. It has been a veritable rock of determination, hunting small fish with the same fervour as its more able-bodied brothers downstream, albeit with a funny gait, and generally less gesture. Just pure concentration. You can see it in its beady little eyes.

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AMERICA

06-Jun-08

Barack Obama’s Epic Win:

The historic nature of Obama’s victory is portrayed in racial terms. But Obama will join William Jennings Bryan (1896), Woodrow Wilson (1912) and Jimmy Carter (1976) as one of the rare Democrats nominated for president in the heady first years of their appearance on a national stage. Five years ago, Obama was a little-known Illinois state senator embarking on an uphill race for the U.S. Senate. Think of all the ambitious Democrats who have eyed the White House in this decade — John Kerry, John Edwards, Howard Dean and all the rest — and realize how Obama just blew past them without ever working up a sweat. This is an up-from-nowhere narrative that puts all modern politicians to shame. Even though Obama’s cool charisma often evokes memories of John F. Kennedy, JFK had spent 14 years dabbling in Congress before he ran in 1960.

Oh, yes. I’ve not forgotten that it’s the anniversary of another epic victory:

On a side note, whenever I skim through the comments on YouTube videos I cannot help but get the impression that a large majority (or at least, a very outspoken minority) of its users are what rational people would deem the scum of the earth. Tragic, truly.

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Not Too Far From The Truth

01-Jun-08

I was having a hasty and unhealthy dinner at a fast food restaurant when the lady opposite me who was there with her entourage of 7 year old daughter, inexperienced maid attaché, and baby in a stroller advised her daughter on the evils of coffee consumption (I’ve taken some liberties cutting out her Singlish, of course):

Eh, eh, don’t drink that! Get some water! Coffee isn’t for young children; coffee will give you brain damage! You have to wait ’til you’re an adult!

Well, I choked on my fry. Nevertheless, I don’t expect her daughter to grasp the true perilousness of brain damage, but kudos to the lady for possibly one less too-young caffeine addict, and also for melodramatic hyperbole.

Today, or should I say, tonight, was also the date for the Sundown Marathon. While cycling, I met this man who was not participating per se, but following his buddy, who was a participant, along the route, presumably for encouragement. This would be pretty commonplace and humdrum if not for the fact that he chose to do so in a handbike which looked somewhat like this:

Being initially ignorant, I asked him if he made it himself. (In my defense, it was an unfamiliar cool mechanical contraption, and cool mechanical contraptions are often made by eccentric individuals in a well-equipped garage. And no, this is not a residual influence of the Iron Man movie.) Seems like you can purchase these pretty easily! Though I’m sure all that tiresome hand-pedalling is way beyond my ability. Also, because his bike was configured for such a low profile that he was virtually lying straight down, its length meant that sharp corners were quite a nuisance, though he could go reasonably fast otherwise.

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Pertinent Questions For Society

26-May-08

Sometimes, you just have to ask yourself why is it that some people in the library

1. Play Metal Slug on their laptops with the speakers activated, whilst simultaneously blocking the aisle with their stretched legs
2. Put their five-toed-socked/bare feet on the couches, contorted in what must be rather uncomfortable poses that nevertheless take up an inordinate amount of space on the originally two-seater seats
3. Lean on the somewhat fragile Southeast Asian painting exhibit during loud conversations on their expensive mobile phones that they brandish like gaudy jewelry and not notice the damn boards are shaking precariously
4. Play dull sports simulation games on their PSP, putting their bare feet on books their friend had obnoxiously strewn around on the floor, and feeling so pleased with themselves when they score points that they cannot control their urge to recount loudly the details of his triumph to said friend

Yes, this is my diatribe against the flagrant infractors of the unspoken rules of public space. I don’t see why Singapore should be selectively adherent to the vague notion of ‘Asian Values’, picking out what seem to be the worst of the bunch for its own (well, I use ascribe things to owners here rather loosely) self-actualization but ignoring the genuinely favourable sense of courteous public spirit that is supposedly rooted in our (again, nonspecific for some effect or another) culture.

To ground it in the context of the library,

‘… a culture that doesn’t value its librarians doesn’t value ideas and without ideas, well, where are we?’

- The Sandman, Neil Gaiman

One has to question if this sort of conduct is symptomatic of the state of our society as a whole; in my opinion, some people really need to think a little more often.

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Give It Some Time

23-May-08

While doing (ultimately wholly unproductive) research for my Extended Essay I came across this exceptionally scathing book review by John Clute that outlines what he feels are the major failings of Margaret Atwood’s novel Oryx and Crake. (The edition featured in that Amazon link, by the way, is beautifully typeset.)

In particular, one the arguments he makes is that Atwood’s vision of a purportedly technologically-advanced future is decidedly outmoded and retro, even when taken in the context of our modern day; thus precluding any sort of commentary she might have intended on humanity’s plausible socio-cultural trajectories:

And Atwood’s vision of the future of the Internet has to be experienced to be believed:

When they weren’t playing [seriously old-fashioned computer] games they’d surf the Net—drop in on old favourites, see what was new. They’d watch open-heart surgery in live time, or else the Noodie News. … Or they’d watch animal snuff sites, Felicia’s Frog Squash and the like. … Or they’d watch dirtysockpuppets.com, a current-affairs show about world political leaders. … Or they might watch hedsoff.com, which played live coverage of executions. … Shortcircuit.com, brainfrizz.com, and deathrowlive.com were the best; they showed electrocutions and lethal injections….

“What is this shit?” said Crake. “Channel change!”

And so on, and it becomes increasingly clear that Atwood’s got something deeply wrong here—that she’s satirizing yesterday in the language of the day before yesterday, 1990 in the language of 1960; and that she’s not taking her sci-fi potshots at the Net at all, but at cable television.

It is indeed ironic that Clute should find the prevalence of video over the Internet passé, for, since circa 2006, the World Wide Web’s consumer-fueled existential circumstance has been exactly that. Moreover, and eerily enough - as minute or two on Google will attest - such gems as this video of ‘open-heart surgery’ already pepper our increasingly media-rich networks.

Clute entirely fails to consider that a cultural trend (a predilection for video in this case) can be intransigently recurrent despite the unrelenting advance of technology. What really ‘has to be experienced to be believed’ is the extent that Clute’s imagination is embalmed in its myopic notions of a future with so hidebound a range of possibilities that even video over the Internet - already in existence for as long as RealPlayer has pushed its adware infested bloat upon unsuspecting users - is alien enough to be denigrated as a vestige of the past. Or perhaps, conversely, he is expecting far too much from the fabrication of near futures - warp drive, universal translator, holodeck, who-knows-what - also reflecting a narrow-mindedness; this time for the inability to accept human ingenuity as somehow limited.

I would argue that Atwood’s contextualization of a contiguous (to our present) milieu is fairly believable in some respects, especially technology-wise - yet, as our society stands today, it would have to do much worse to match the utterly depraved world as depicted in Oryx and Crake. Atwood excels at forceful hinting: she puts the fictional dystopia well within our reach, but it is necessarily too slippery at present to grasp. Perhaps as the sands of time trickle into our half of the hourglass we might garner enough friction for the deplorable task.

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Happy Birthday

07-May-08

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Sampling

04-May-08

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I Think I’ve Felt This Way Before

02-May-08

It’s somewhat depressing to remember that just approximately 6 months ago I was draped in a too-big but sinfully comfortable yukata after an indulgent half-hour at the hot baths, lying languorously on the bed in a Japanese hotel room and streaming music from my friends back in Singapore via Simplify Media while surfing the Internet randomly. It was snowing heavily outside, and everyone else was sleeping soundly - indeed, it was 2 AM.

I contrast the serenity I felt then with the ennui that plagues me now; it is disheartening. I remember poring over the treasure trove of photographs taken during the day. Now I hardly even have the time or motivation to take the Nikon out for a brief spin. All I have troves of now are uninspiring but important assignments that the perfectionist part of me is reluctant to touch yet obsessively adamant on mastering.

A shitty poem of mine that possibly suits this torpor:

Shine your promise on me
Muse, I don’t think I can
Live any further than the door
Out of my room of doubt and misery.
I can’t see the ends of my
Tapering fingers, though I can
Feel where they touch.
It’s invariably slimy these days,
Seems like I’m stuck in a rut.

It’s five days to my birthday and boy does it suck.

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Picking Up The Pieces

30-Apr-08

I bought a replacement stylus for the mobile today. However from the past week’s experience it seems that I am rather adept at operating it using only my fingertips. Still, despite my veritable skill at Graffiti (I love that Microsoft preserved this method in Windows Mobile despite Palm themselves replacing it with the comparably inelegant Graffiti 2) input sans stylus, the screen was getting a little too smudgy for my liking. The new one isn’t made by HP, though, it doesn’t fit in as satisfactorily snugly - but I guess it’s pretty much secure enough. Still, it’s the little details like that that make my day; I want everything I handle to be bespoke, crafted so meticulously it brings tears to the eyes of even the most experienced of Savile Row tailors by the sheer magnitude and impossibility of its perfection.

I didn’t originally intend to take advantage of Ben and Jerry’s ‘Free Cone Day’ today, but eventually did, with Mel, Steph, and Ted Kin; City Hall station is pretty convenient for me, and I had to procure my aforementioned stylus in the area anyway. Thankfully the winding queue that had formed snaking around Raffles City mall’s basement level was quick-moving despite appearing deceptively long. My only qualm with the free cone of New York Super Fudge Chunk I received was the residual adhesive I think I ingested. It still tasted fairly excellent, nevertheless. It was fortunate that we got our share early - as the evening wore on, it seems, the crowd increasingly swelled with the sort of obnoxious simpletons you would usually avoid queuing with, and by 6.30 PM or so the chain had deteriorated into a sort of mass mess.

I’ve taken to writing more in my poetry/prose/metaphysicalramblings journal quite comfortably as of late. My pen usually ravages its virgin pages at 2 to 3 AM, thereabouts - after the varied pressing concerns of the day spontaneously segue into the hazy lucidity of insomnia like cold milk flooding crisp breakfast cereal. Unfortunately this tome of my half-consciousness is not of sufficient quality for me to be proud of, yet, at least. I shall spare everyone the details.

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She’s My Hero

25-Apr-08

There is nary a person as brave as Grace Wang.

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